Jared Eimicke

After it was announced Ryan Lochte would appear on Dancing With The Stars, his first question concerned the space suit he assumed he'd need.

"Some of my favorite astronauts have danced on that stage," said a wildly misinformed Lochte. "I'm excited to see how they're able to move so well without gravity."   

"Also, am I dancing with a single star or a constellation?" "Won't it hurt if I touch a star? Is there gonna be music or are we dancing to a deep, dark, profound silence?"

Despite multiple clarifications from producers and Lochte's reps, he still showed up to the first day of shooting with a fish bowl on his head.

"Just in case, am I right?" said Lochte.